Become a Pirate and Help Stop Global Warming

 Become a Pirate and Help Stop Global Warming

Recent studies confirm that the decline of pirates since the late eighteenth century closely parallel the rise in atmospheric temperature (global warming).

Scientists are concerned that the steady decline in pirates will have devastating effects on global climate.

In other words, pirates are cool.
… ummm, no we’re not being serious. Sometimes even we lighten up. Have a nice weekend – matey.

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Thomas Schueneman

Tom is the founder, editor, and publisher of and the PlanetWatch Group. His work appears in Triple Pundit, Slate, Cleantechnia, Planetsave, Earth911, and many other sustainability-focused publications. Tom is a member of the Society of Environmental Journalists.


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