Scientists have isolated a new psychological disorder called Climate Change Denial Disorder (CCDD). This rapidly spreading disorder attacks neurons in the brain, preventing those affected with an inability to understand basic words such as “world,” “melting,” “not,” “good,” “science,” or “factual.”
It is interesting to note that CCDD is most prevalent among GOP members of Congress. Thus far, no cure has been found, but you can help those infected by gently reminding them of their severely diminished cognitive processes. In other words, they aren’t thinking right. Do your part!
